Switchblade John and the Thin-Lipped Escapades

March 21, 2009 at 9:51 pm
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Coffee Table Dancing

Bantam Rooster – Run Rabbit Run

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Shut up and move, damnit. Right now. You heard me. PRESS PLAY. The night is misspent youth waiting to happen; it’s a buxom scantily-clad pining for bourbon, and you better purr back, or I sure as hell will.

You’re fed and fed up. Boxers and a faded tanktop from 1973. Crank the fucking speakers, dummy. The house is empty; the roommates are gone. Let loose. Rip off your shirt. Kick off your shoes. Jump on the coffee table. Throw DVDs, one-two-twenty, like Frisbees until they smear the walls lipstick-red. Lip-sync into one of 38 empty bottles. Make up a band. Just be somebody. You’re better than you. You’re Switchblade John. You’re Hickory Jones. You’re the fucking pope of awesome ’cause you’re 24 and it’s Saturday night. Just shut the fuck up already. Seriously.

Shut up and move.

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Note: As a band name, I think Switchblade John and the Thin-Lipped Escapades >> Margot and the Nuclear So and So’s. (But maybe that’s the bourbon talking).

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  1. 7 Responses to “Switchblade John and the Thin-Lipped Escapades”

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    Makes ya want to break your foot off, dancing at the house party.

  3. By rahawa on Mar 22, 2009

    Makes me want to dANCE.

  4. By Julia on Mar 31, 2009

    If you don't start that band, I will :)

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